Hi. I'm Will. When I was 5 years old I wanted to be a dinosaur. Then my mum told me it wasn't a real career choice and my life hasn't been the same since.
The underwear rules: If you are toned and hot, wear thongs. If you are slightly fat, wear french knickers, thongs don't look good on you. If you are very fat, wear whatever the hell you want, just don't take pictures.
I have ginger hair and like penguins. Ideally ginger penguins would exist. God is a racist. I've been skydiving and it is the greatest thing you could ever do.
I'm here for boobs and conversation.